Welp

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 10/07/2013 at 16:01 • Filed to: spied

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! as we all thought apparently.

According to carscoops that is. Still waiting to make it official.

Its the details that get me: the haphazard chroming, the lines on lines, the tail lights...its all just terrible as a whole.

Pessimippopotamus > HammerheadFistpunch 10/07/2013 at 16:06

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Eh. You can't really do much with a truck like the Escalade.

EL_ULY > HammerheadFistpunch 10/07/2013 at 16:06

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i think with a smaller grille it wouldn't be too bad.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > HammerheadFistpunch 10/07/2013 at 16:08

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Inspiration?

Newsboy > HammerheadFistpunch 10/07/2013 at 16:15

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Are we sure this is a leaked photo from Cadillac, and not a still from the next Transformers movie?

wkiernan > HammerheadFistpunch 10/07/2013 at 16:17

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When I think of the Cadillac Escalade I always see the vast, all-encompassing ass end of it, blocking my entire field of view as I drive behind it on the highway, so I can't see the sky or the scenery or the stop lights and road signs ahead or the brake lights of the cars in front of it - no, all I can see is three tons of ugly, stupid truck butt and the back of the head of the one-and-only-one person riding in it.

duurtlang > Pessimippopotamus 10/07/2013 at 16:47

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You could shove it down a shredder?

efme > HammerheadFistpunch 10/07/2013 at 17:04

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what is a good looking full size suv?